Dog T‑Shirt – Certified Menace™

Dog T‑Shirt – Certified Menace

Finally — a T‑shirt that captures the lovable, chaotic, snack‑seeking tornado you call a dog. This isn’t just apparel. It’s a warning label. A biography. A lifestyle.

This shirt honors the dogs who:

• Love you unconditionally
• Shed aggressively
• And believe every Amazon driver is a Level‑5 national threat


Wear it during walks, cuddle sessions, or while trying to eat literally anything without being stared at by two hopeful eyes.

Wear proudly. Snack cautiously. Embrace the chaos.

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• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Returns & Refunds Summary

• Damaged/Defective Goods: Issues must be reported within 14 days of delivery for a replacement or refund.
• Final Sale: Because items are custom print-on-demand, returns or exchanges are not accepted for change of mind or selection errors.
• No Cancellations: Orders are processed immediately, so they cannot be cancelled once placed.

Shipping & Delivery Summary

• Shipping Rates: Flat rates based on destination; final costs calculated at checkout.
• Free Shipping Eligibility: * Orders over $60.Purchase of the full 6-mug Boarding Pass set.Purchase of the full 7-mug Misquoted Legends set (also includes 1 Free Mug).
• Delivery: Locally produced to minimize distance; typical arrival in 4–6 business days.
• Return Policy: No returns/exchanges due to the personalized, made-to-order nature of the products.
• Lost Packages: Must contact support within 30 days for a replacement.