Misquoted Legends™ - #01 - "History Bros"

Misquoted Legends™ - #01

“Stay woke.” — Rip Van Winkle, 1819

The man who literally slept through a revolution is now your official spokesperson for awareness. Irony has never tasted so good.

“I’m not Unc. I’m Big Bro.” — Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The ancient strategist who taught the world about deception and dominance… now teaching you about family hierarchy. A mug Sun Tzu would absolutely sip from while plotting.

“No cap, I built Rome in a day.” — Julius Caesar, 46 BCE

History says Rome wasn’t built in a day. Caesar says otherwise. Who are you going to believe—archaeologists or the guy with the laurel drip?

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Each mug in the Misquoted Legends™ collection pairs a real historical icon with a quote they absolutely never said — but definitely should have.

Historically inaccurate. Emotionally correct. Designed for maximum laughter.

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Sip boldly. Rewrite history. One mug at a time.

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• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
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• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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