Cat T‑Shirt – Certified Menace
Introducing the T‑shirt that proudly documents the chaos that comes with owning a cat.
This shirt honors the cat who:
• Sleeps 18 hours
• Judges for 6
• And uses the remaining 30 minutes to commit emotional vandalism
Wear it when your cat knocks your water off the table, stares at you like you owe them rent, or sprints across the house at 3 a.m.
Perfect for cat owners, cat survivors, and anyone who has ever apologized to a four‑pound dictator for moving them off their own pillow.
Wear boldly. Judge silently. Knock things over responsibly.
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• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
