Dog Mug #2 - Certified Menace™

Dog Mug #2 - Certified Menace

Introducing the mug that finally captures the full spectrum of canine chaos: the loyalty, the enthusiasm, the questionable life choices, and the deep commitment to sniff‑based research. This updated Certified Menace Dog Mug celebrates the dog who loves you endlessly… but will also eat trash, bark at absolutely nothing, and greet your guests like they owe him rent.

With new sayings like “I’m cute, but I make bad decisions” and “I sniff butts — it’s cultural,” this mug turns your morning drink into a tribute to the four‑legged menace who keeps your life loud, messy, and hilarious. Other mugs hold coffee. This one holds the entire personality of a dog.

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• PREMIUM CERAMIC BUILD: Durable, dishwasher‑safe, microwave‑safe mugs designed for daily use.

• HIGH‑QUALITY PRINT: Sturdy, glossy, and built for everyday use. Fade‑resistant designs that stay vibrant wash after wash.

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Perfect for dog parents, snack guardians, and anyone who has ever been stared down by a pair of hopeful eyes while trying to eat in peace.

Pour, sip, and embrace the beautiful disaster. 

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• Ceramic
• 11 oz — 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
• Lead and BPA‑free
• Dishwasher & microwave safe

Returns & Refunds Summary

• Damaged/Defective Goods: Issues must be reported within 14 days of delivery for a replacement or refund.
• Final Sale: Because items are custom print-on-demand, returns or exchanges are not accepted for change of mind or selection errors.
• No Cancellations: Orders are processed immediately, so they cannot be cancelled once placed.

Shipping & Delivery Summary

• Shipping Rates: Flat rates based on destination; final costs calculated at checkout.
• Free Shipping Eligibility: * Orders over $60.Purchase of the full 6-mug Boarding Pass set.Purchase of the full 7-mug Misquoted Legends set (also includes 1 Free Mug).
• Delivery: Locally produced to minimize distance; typical arrival in 4–6 business days.
• Return Policy: No returns/exchanges due to the personalized, made-to-order nature of the products.
• Lost Packages: Must contact support within 30 days for a replacement.