Misquoted Legends™ - #05 - “Girl Power”

Misquoted Legends™ - #05

Beauty, art, and science — but unhinged.


“Thirst trap.” — Helen of Troy, 1200 BCE

The face that launched a thousand ships… and a thousand DMs.


“Selfie game strong.” — Frida Kahlo, 1939

The queen of self‑portraits. She walked so Instagram could run.


“It’s lit.” — Marie Curie, 1898 (discovering radium)

Scientist. Pioneer. Glow‑in‑the‑dark icon.
A mug that’s both educational and mildly concerning.

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• PREMIUM CERAMIC BUILD: Durable, dishwasher‑safe, microwave‑safe mugs designed for daily use.


• HIGH‑QUALITY PRINT: Sturdy, glossy, and built for everyday use. Fade‑resistant designs that stay vibrant wash after wash.

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Each mug in the Misquoted Legends™ collection pairs a real historical icon with a quote they absolutely never said — but definitely should have.

Historically inaccurate. Emotionally correct. Designed for maximum laughter.

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Sip boldly. Rewrite history. One mug at a time.

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• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Returns & Refunds Summary

• Damaged/Defective Goods: Issues must be reported within 14 days of delivery for a replacement or refund.
• Final Sale: Because items are custom print-on-demand, returns or exchanges are not accepted for change of mind or selection errors.
• No Cancellations: Orders are processed immediately, so they cannot be cancelled once placed.

Shipping & Delivery Summary

• Shipping Rates: Flat rates based on destination; final costs calculated at checkout.
• Free Shipping Eligibility: * Orders over $60.Purchase of the full 6-mug Boarding Pass set.Purchase of the full 7-mug Misquoted Legends set (also includes 1 Free Mug).
• Delivery: Locally produced to minimize distance; typical arrival in 4–6 business days.
• Return Policy: No returns/exchanges due to the personalized, made-to-order nature of the products.
• Lost Packages: Must contact support within 30 days for a replacement.